I'm curled up in a ball on the floor of my office with the lights off. I hope no one notices. No more open bar. Woof.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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