i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Randomize
