none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
no, he came in my armpit
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
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