Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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