is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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