Plan B is the new Plan A
"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
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