i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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