YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
He skipped an important family function with his dying father to fuck me. Terrible human, amazing fuck buddy.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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