remember that time i ran away from the bar and passed out in a street cot?
neither do i
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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