Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Hungover at Subway, watching a business guy try to squeeze his way past my car to get into his. Bitch shouldn'ta parked over the line.
You truly are a temple of morality.
I am the night, I am justice, I am currently watching the fat biz guy pay a frat boy to back his car up for him so he can get in.
Randomize
