Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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