Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
Send us your Text From Last Night!
Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I feel like I'm in dance class right now
At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
In the future we'll all be gay
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
actually, I'm a sock model
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
