So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Send us your Text From Last Night!
dear santa what can i do with your candy cane?
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
y did u give ur computer a hand job?
Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
