I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Send us your Text From Last Night!
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Haym$ered
turn off your phone and go to bed
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
