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some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!

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(905): View more from Ontario

She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris

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when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"

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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog

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(708): View more from Illinois

Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.

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(925): View more from California

So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.

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(208): View more from Idaho

U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"

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(925): View more from California

don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement

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big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.

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