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(713): View more from Texas

I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.

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(704): View more from North Carolina

He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.

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(620): View more from Kansas

Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.

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(424): View more from California

Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?

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(207): View more from Maine

Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.

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Do I have a choice?

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