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He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster

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(951): View more from California

So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest

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(404): View more from Georgia

three words: i give head

(770): View more from Georgia

three words: not that well

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(706): View more from Georgia

She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things

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(404): View more from Georgia

Ya know, sometimes when he kisses me in public I want to scream "HE DRIVES A PORSCHE!" so people watching understand that I don't have low standards, I'm just very materialistic.

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(303): View more from Colorado

She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.

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(712): View more from Iowa

Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.

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