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(201): View more from New Jersey

I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american

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(289): View more from Ontario

he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went

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(602): View more from Arizona

I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you

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(914): View more from New York

Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem

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Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.

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(705): View more from Ontario

her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken

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(850): View more from Florida

it's great music for shaving your balls

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(407): View more from Florida

Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"

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