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(847): View more from Illinois

i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.

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(347): View more from New York

tell your sister to shave her snatch

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(760): View more from California

What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo

(619): View more from California

Cremation, why do you ask?

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I think we have a bit of a problem

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(317): View more from Indiana

All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...

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(908): View more from New Jersey

He came all over my face... then said "YOU HAVE BEEN ROBBED!"

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What's this douchebags name?

(908): View more from New Jersey

Rob...

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