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I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.

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Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.

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What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.

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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.

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Its gonna be a symphony of fucks

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