Maybe we can take obnoxious whores who only care about dick size and douchebags who only care about tit size and vagina "size" and ship em all off to another planet. Hell let's throw in people who don't go down in with them, then everybody there can feel free to sexually frustrate each other.
But wouldn't that be a slightly different hat? I mean, wouldn't there have to be some way to distinguish between the penis and vagina in the headwear? There are shemales out there...
Okay... I propose a new rule: If you're a shallow, sleazy whore bag that only cares about penis size than you need to wear a shirt that says "Fuck me. I'm easy."
Why don't you just tell them up-front that if they have a small dick they should stop coming on to you, because you're a selfish cunt who won't give them the time of day?
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