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(404): View more from Georgia

Boobs are out for the taking

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(407): View more from Florida

Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...

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(269): View more from Michigan

1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.

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7) Noodle arms: engage

(269): View more from Michigan

The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn

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(914): View more from New York

I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?

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(404): View more from Georgia

Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent

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(718): View more from New York

what happened last night?

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u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style

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that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left

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(405): View more from Oklahoma

We were destined to go to rehab together

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