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I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

He played with my vagina like it was a turntable

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Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.

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(423): View more from Tennessee

I will cut you

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Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me

(423): View more from Tennessee

Put that in perspective

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(423): View more from Tennessee

They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.

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Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.

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