i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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