come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
Got a text that the fed tax return dropped into my account just before getting on the first leg of my flights the Vegas. Fate? Viva Las Vegas!
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
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