it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
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