But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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