Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
it was like his penis was on wheels.
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
I'm gonna make out with this 38 yr old. Mark my words. I don't even have daddy issues.
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