I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
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