Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
You're like the curious george of whores
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
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