Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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