I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
please come you make the beer taste better
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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