we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
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