were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Housekeeping called in a homicide detective. Just spent an hour explaining that we had vigorous hotel vacation sex five times, even though I was having a heavy flow day. It'll definitely be what you call a memorable honeymoon.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
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