So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I am available for nakedness
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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