i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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