yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
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