He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
update: the house isnt on fire anymore, but he is still pissing on all your stuff.
the house was on fire??
shit I thought I told you.
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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