According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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