I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
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I need you to use more vowels.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
Have a glass of wine with dinner they said. Your hydrocodone has worn off they said... NOPE
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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