yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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