I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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