So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I said I was going to sleep an hour ago. Now I'm making plans to get high with the guy who mows your lawn.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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