Sorry, I don't speak sober.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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