You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
All the doctor said was why
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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