Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
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