I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I picked the lock on the bathroom door and sang him a song while he pooped. Why is he mad?
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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