I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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