I just made out with a guy for $7.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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