Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
Can we just cry and dive into a couch-sized bag of sadness-chips, dip them in a la-z-boy sized jar of depression salsa while watching a show called 'Forget Your Hopes and Dreams, Just Kill Yourself'?
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
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