Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
My New Year's resolution consists of less weekday hangovers, more sex, and more money.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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