have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
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