I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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